Karen

I am just going to start cause honestly I don’t really know what else to do. Every day I encounter things that really just blow my mind and annoy the holy living crap out of me. Normally this results in a internet battle with complete strangers, a heated discussion with my husband as I prove my point again and again to him (even though 99% of the time he has already agreed that so and so is indeed stupid) and then I proceed to call my best friend, fill her in on the dramatics of the event, and rage against it for the next hour or so. Sometimes if it REALLY annoyed me I will bring it up at bedtime and I get myself all worked up again over it. And the sad part…the person who started it all has NO clue how much energy I ended up devoting to belittling their stupid opinion or thought all day long. I should apologize to those who have to listen to me, grow up, and quit wasting my time but instead I have decided I need to take my “Karen” fits to a whole other level and blog about them instead. Just in case there exists people who haven’t been filled in yet on my epic thoughts and opinions (I would say I am being sarcastic but that would just be lying). Oh for the record…IF I ever figure out how to publish this blog and you disagree with what I say, I will try to be respectful and adult-like (ish) when responding (if I even figure out how to respond) but I make ZERO promises. Cause Karen’s rarely apologize for their fits or outrageous opinions.

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